Sunday, May 31, 2009

I Can't See the Toilet Paper

After about a month of peeing in the dark I decided it was time to get light bulbs. They're remodeling my local Walmart and I haven't been able to find anything since they started. It took me 27 minutes to find the damn things.

Once I got up to the register I realized they wanted me to spend $15 on these energy saving light bulbs. Really? Can they charge that much for me to be able to see what I'm doing when I pee? They were fancy energy saving light bulbs. I'm moving out of my apartment in 3 weeks. I don't give a shit if I save the next tenants $24 in energy costs over the next 7 years.

Why don't they make "Moving out and don't give a shit let the new people worry about the electric bill" light bulbs?

I think I would be more energy concious if it were more affordable.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Crazy Eights

Jaime got me so here it goes.

8 Things I look forward to:

1. The end of the school year
2. Getting paid
3. Summer
4. Seeing my love this weekend
5. getting a bar tour together
6. sleeping in
7. dinner
8. recess

8 Things I did yesterday:

1. Worked
2. made dinner for a friend
3. dyed my hair =)
4. woke up late
5. got gas
6. woke up again to realize I still didn't buy milk and had to steal coffee from the coffee club
7. wrote plans
8. watched Family Guy

8 Things I wish I could do:

1. Read
2. Sleep
3. Own a house
4. Fix my own car
5. Be invisible
6. some type of super doesn't even really matter
7. drive stick
8. grow money

8 Shows I watch:

1. Family Guy
2. South Park
3. LOST (I've watched this entire season and I still don't get this shit! I don't know why I'm still watching this.)
4. Law and Order SVU
5. House (I'm getting a little tired of this one too though. He always figures out what's wrong and makes everyone better just in the nick of time...too much)
6. Jon and Kate Plus 8
7. Dexter
8. What Not to Wear

Since I'm new to this blogging thing...I'm going to tag the 6 of you that read this thing...have fun.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

The EX Factor

Dear Peers,

Please stop telling me about my ex and his new girlfriend. I have no interest in hearing what they are doing every second of the day. Yes, I know they date.

I also have no interest in the fact that her away message is filled with hearts and his name. I also do not care that you as her roommate cannot sleep because you are constantly awoken by the sound of them having sex. I have news for you...he wasn't that good.

It is bad enough that I need to see Mr. Gonzo-Nose every day of my life since we live in such close proximity. You people need to understand that whenever someone says something about him to me and he finds out it is automatically assumed that I'm starting drama and I don't need that shit.

Happily sleeping with someone else =)