I am the master of getting things I want.
When I say "things I want" it usually means that I want to get my hands on one of those tshirts that the Bud Light girls are throwing around the bar. Unfortunately, the Bud Light girls never throw a tshirt to me (I knew there was a reason I like the Bacardi girls better). They do however throw a shirt to the guy right next to me.
Me: I wanted one. I can't believe that bee-otch didn't throw me a tshirt...again!
My Super Gay BFF: Tell the guy next to you that you want his.
Me: Would that be mean?
SGBFF: Of course...but who cares?
Me: ::tap on the shoulder:: Excuse me...what's your name?
Tshirt Guy: Who me?
Me: Yes, you! ::giggle::
Tshirt Guy: Mike
Me: Hi, Mike. I'm Ice Queen. I think you should give me that tshirt.
Tshirt Guy: This one? What will I get out of this deal?
Me: Ummm...I have some gum?
Tshirt Guy: I'm kidding. You don't have to give me your gum. Here you go. ::hands tshirt over::
Now that was almost too easy
16 comments:
in a few days he's gonna look for you to ask you out for a date.
Nothing is that easy in life.
Ahh the power of being a woman! It just turns us guys into complete push overs! :)
Nothing like asking for what you want, and getting it! Yay! No harm, no foul. -diane
Well, it doesn't hurt to be a gorgeous giggling bimbo either. How many notches in your stupid boy belt so far?
Love you Ice Queen. You are such a sly chameleon!
Oh girl! You DO know how to work it!
Did he tuck his phone number in the shirt before he gave it to you - -or would you want it?? Can't have too many BFF's no matter what.
What the fuck? You should have taken his gum.
And his wallet.
It's amazing what you can get out of life if you simply ask for it!
Awesome!!! Yeah those Bud light girls are Biyotches. lol.
guys are stupid and fantastic like that.
How'd you do that? You must have hypnotic eyes! Excellent play.
Yes it worked, but I guarantee you he thought this would lead to some digits and a hot November night at the White Castle...heheheh
being a girl is great.
Yup.. U R the Queen!!! fantastic work chickie :-)
good for you.. I don't think I'd have been able to ask..
What a lovely guy! Did you get his number?
I just want a million dollars......
Yeah, I might be waiting for a bit with that one!!
Love RMxx
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