Ice Queen: I'm very hungry.
Mom: I know but I didn't go food shopping.
Ice Queen: Can we order something?
Mom: Not until your sister leaves.
Ice Queen: Why?
Mom: Because she'll start a fight and tell me that I don't have money to spend on ordering food.
Ice Queen: Well when is she leaving?
Mom: In a half hour...her boyfriend's taking her to the movies.
Ice Queen: I don't know if I can wait that long...I'm so hungry.
Mom: Go into your room, wait ten minutes, and then order the food. That way it will be here right after she leaves.
Ice Queen: Genius!
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Your mom sounds a lot like me... only it would have been hubs I was avoiding.
That is a genius mother... lets hope your sister doesn't read this, you may have just exposed her!!
Mothers are brilliant. I love it.
Who died and made your sister Donald Trump?
Hilarious:) Next time: Hide the boxes and tell her you made enough only for the 2 of you!
I like how she rolls.
hahaha love it! My mom and I eat in secret sometimes so our spoiled dog won't see/smell
It is cool to do secret things with your mom that your siblings don't know about - I still love that! We did that when I was a kid, and still do it now. My brother would have a cow if he knew, because he is such a brat.
Awesome. Me and mom do the same thing but it's hiding it from my dad. Ignorance is bliss right?
I thought I was the only one doing this mischief.
You need to put a webcam in your house and post some of this stuff! haha! So your sister is the responsible party?
Your sister is a party pooper!
This is the kind of thing the Princess and I use to do when the King was still alive.. too funny
That's funny! Sounds like something I would do. :)
Do you watch Dexter? There was an Ice Truck killer who I called "Icey" yet I always thought of you.
icey killah.
I love it! Your mother is a genius! ;)
Cute :)
smart thinking. though i would have been pissed if i had to wait to eat. a hungry jaime is a very cranky jaime...
hahaha! that is too funny! I bet your sis gets pissed!
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