Real life conversation with a guy friend from college...
IceQueen1227: Hey...can I ask you a question?
MonkeyFeet87: Why do you women ask that?
IceQueen1227: If I can ask you a question?
MonkeyFeet87: Yeah...you're not really going to give me a choice. You're going to ask me the question anyway regardless of whether I say yes or no.
IceQueen1227: So can I ask you?
MonkeyFeet87: Go ahead
IceQueen1227: Well...Sam asked me out but I'm not sure if I should go or not
IceQueen1227: I mean...I kind of want to, but I know I shouldn't because of how things ended the last time and I really don't want to go through all that drama again.
IceQueen1227: Don't I deserve to just go out, have fun, and meet new people? Isn't that what I should be doing as a single 20 something?
IceQueen1227: But then again on the other hand we used to have a lot of fun together and if I did go out with him it would definitely be a good time.
IceQueen1227: Unless of course I get tipsy, in which case I'll probably end up telling him off like I did at that 80's party last year and I don't really want a repeat of that.
IceQueen1227: Even though my hair looked AMAZING!
IceQueen1227: What do you think I should do? Do you think he has any hidden motives?
IceQueen1227: Maybe it's just a casual thing and he just wants us to catch up on each others lives?
IceQueen1227: Are you there?
MonkeyFeet87: Ice, I should have said no to your first question.
MonkeyFeet87: I'm trying to jack off right now and every time you message me the red head on the video freezes...I'll call you in 20 minutes.
Why do I bother?