Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I'm Off the Clock

Work in a convenience store in a small city and people start to notice you.

This is what happens when I try and go out on a Saturday night with friends. I step outside of the grill for some fresh air and this conversation happens...

Jerk: Hey, ShopSmart girl! Can I get a pack of Parliments?

Ice Queen: Hey! Can you go f*** yourself?

I really said that. I need out.

13 comments:

E. said...

I work in a grocery store in a smallish village on a smallish island.. and everywhere you go, someone knows you too. Have you ever been accused of being disloyal to your shop because you were in a different one? :/

Melanie's Randomness said...

Good for you. What a jerk. I used to work in alot of clothing stores. People would totally recongize me. I want out too.

Cathy said...

I would have said the same thing. Or maybe simply flipped him the bird.

Small town girl myself. I know of what you speak.

Gini said...

HA!!

Jaime said...

good for you.

now, what was his reaction?

Joanie M said...

His next trip in to the store for smokes should be interesting.

Medora said...

Reminds me of A Cinderella Story, where the jerks keep calling Hilary Duff "diner chick," even when she isn't working. Morons!

Katherine said...

Laughing, laughing, laughing....

That's great. People think they are SO funny!

3 Men and a Lady said...

Geez... who the hell smokes Parliaments anyways? Dork.

Poindexter said...

some people are just socially retarded. too bad, he probably thinks you're really cute, but just didn't quite know how to say that.

rxBambi said...

icy!

Jennifer Lynn said...

What an A-hole. Awesome retort!

McGillicutty said...

Oh it's awesome!!! I was a banker for a long time and so people would call me Ali from the bank... now I'm in insurance and they just avoid me!!