Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Share the Love

Dear Eli,

You know that I am completely in love with you, yes? Good, because there's something I need to discuss with you.

I assure you that I will continue to watch all of your games and record the ones that I am not there for. My Sunday status updates and tweets will continue to be all about you and the rest of the New York Giants. However, now that the fall season has started I must dedicate my Tuesday nights to James Lafferty on One Tree Hill.In all fairness, you are married to someone else. Once you decide to go through with that divorce we can renegotiate, but until then I need to keep my options open.

I hope you can understand.

Love always,
Your Future Second Wife

8 comments:

Medora said...

He is a cutie . . . a little young for me, but he's yours, anyway.

Miss OverThinker said...

I agree - he's just too cute :)

King of New York Hacks said...

Please stop putting my pics up all over the internet, thanks. LOL

otin said...

Smart Girl, keeping your options open!

Hit 40 said...

Unfortunately.... I have to agree with Medora. Too young for me. :-(

Sebastian said...

Nathan Scott is washed up as a ball player, I tells ya. Washed up!

Pwn Star said...

Hm... Eli... yummy!

*drool*

Debbie said...

He's handsome but makes me feel ANCIENT lol. Love your blog!