Dear Tony Romo,
How does it feel to be you right now? Sure, you got a touchdown. I'll give you that much. But, how did it feel to lose in your brand new stadium to Eli Manning? Not very good I would imagine.
I guess good old "W" didn't do much for you by tossing the coin, did he? I'm sure you can blame the loss on his presence. I would.
They tell me that those huge screens they put in weigh the same as a jet. A jet! They're really nice. Eli looked amazing on them.
I realize you had a rough night and that you're probably feeling a little down that you lost on your big opening night but it's hard to feel bad for you after the way you treated my Jessica Simpson. She's too good for you, Tony. Too good for you and your beady eyes. Seriously, dude. They creep me out.
You just stay there in Dallas all crawled up like a baby in your new stadium. You and your douchebag team deserve each other.
The Second Mrs. Manning