How does it feel to be you right now? Sure, you got a touchdown. I'll give you that much. But, how did it feel to lose in your brand new stadium to Eli Manning? Not very good I would imagine.
I guess good old "W" didn't do much for you by tossing the coin, did he? I'm sure you can blame the loss on his presence. I would.
They tell me that those huge screens they put in weigh the same as a jet. A jet! They're really nice. Eli looked amazing on them.
I realize you had a rough night and that you're probably feeling a little down that you lost on your big opening night but it's hard to feel bad for you after the way you treated my Jessica Simpson. She's too good for you, Tony. Too good for you and your beady eyes. Seriously, dude. They creep me out.You just stay there in Dallas all crawled up like a baby in your new stadium. You and your douchebag team deserve each other.
Sincerely,
The Second Mrs. Manning
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Guess you're not a big fan of Tony, eh?
I'm with you, Mrs. Manning II.
HEHEHE!!!
My whole office has just been talking about this game. I completely forgot that it was Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson. That was soo cold. Yeah, he can go stick it. Great post!!
Ohh, ouch. It's a good thing you're not here in Dallas...I think you'd be surprised what they do to people who say things like that :)
On a side note, the new stadium is completely ridiculous. I believe parking costs something like 20% of my monthly rent.
Ouch. I wonder what would you say to Kanye West.
Glad I found a fellow Jason Mraz fan.
That is some stadium - wow.
cool stadium ,but I wouldn't want to see my face on that TV if I lose:))
Great stadium... not the kind you wanna lose in. :)
Love Jessica Simpson!
I hope Eli Manning Googles his name and stumbles upon this, because I almost peed my pants reading it! ha
WOOOOHOOOOO! F THEM COWBOYS!!!!
Oh... I need pictures of them in tight clothing to ponder my answer.
BEST. POST. EVER.
HAHA! I love it!
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ohhhhhhhh boy
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