Monday, September 21, 2009

Take That, Romo

Dear Tony Romo,

How does it feel to be you right now? Sure, you got a touchdown. I'll give you that much. But, how did it feel to lose in your brand new stadium to Eli Manning? Not very good I would imagine.

I guess good old "W" didn't do much for you by tossing the coin, did he? I'm sure you can blame the loss on his presence. I would.

They tell me that those huge screens they put in weigh the same as a jet. A jet! They're really nice. Eli looked amazing on them.

I realize you had a rough night and that you're probably feeling a little down that you lost on your big opening night but it's hard to feel bad for you after the way you treated my Jessica Simpson. She's too good for you, Tony. Too good for you and your beady eyes. Seriously, dude. They creep me out.

You just stay there in Dallas all crawled up like a baby in your new stadium. You and your douchebag team deserve each other.

Sincerely,
The Second Mrs. Manning

13 comments:

Mango Girl said...

Guess you're not a big fan of Tony, eh?

I'm with you, Mrs. Manning II.

HEHEHE!!!

Melanie's Randomness said...

My whole office has just been talking about this game. I completely forgot that it was Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson. That was soo cold. Yeah, he can go stick it. Great post!!

Children of the 90s said...

Ohh, ouch. It's a good thing you're not here in Dallas...I think you'd be surprised what they do to people who say things like that :)

On a side note, the new stadium is completely ridiculous. I believe parking costs something like 20% of my monthly rent.

Ocean Girl said...

Ouch. I wonder what would you say to Kanye West.

Glad I found a fellow Jason Mraz fan.

Medora said...

That is some stadium - wow.

BlackSnow said...

cool stadium ,but I wouldn't want to see my face on that TV if I lose:))

Merlin said...

Great stadium... not the kind you wanna lose in. :)
Love Jessica Simpson!

Crazy Charm said...

I hope Eli Manning Googles his name and stumbles upon this, because I almost peed my pants reading it! ha

otin said...

WOOOOHOOOOO! F THEM COWBOYS!!!!

Hit 40 said...

Oh... I need pictures of them in tight clothing to ponder my answer.

Julie@Momspective said...

BEST. POST. EVER.

Dawg said...

HAHA! I love it!

White Rabbit said...

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ohhhhhhhh boy