Monday, July 27, 2009
My Text Log
My new short term goal is to get on mydrunktexts.com. Juvenile, I know but this is yet another thing I am obsessed with. I can be on this site for an hour at a time reading all the dumb texts college kids send to each other. I can't get enough.
I am determined to make it on this site! I make submit texts daily. Sometimes I even reword them to make it funnier. (Most of the time they aren't even drunk texts...just random things my friends send me that if anyone else read they would assume alcohol was involved.) So far I have had no luck but I remain hopeful. If you're ever really bored and looking for a cheap laugh then it's definitely something I would recommend checking out.
I've composed a list of some of my favorites...my texts will make it onto the world wide web somehow damnit! Here is a peek into my inbox.
"This creepy chick is staring at me from her window. She's a fat grape."
"I made another terrible decision...several times while watching Sin City."
"He walked into the party and said 'dibs'. I can't believe I went home with this douche!"
"I'm thinking about shaving before I go out tonight but I'm not sure the razor burn is worth the risk?"
"I'm at the Waffle Shop with him and I have the same shirt on that I wore to the bar last night. The old people think I'm his whore."
"Take one for the team...come up and check on me in 5 minutes but then go back downstairs and tell him I passed out on the toilet. Hopefully that will turn him off."
"I need a hobby that does not involve the internet. Even I'm beginning to get creeped out by my own facebook stalking."
"I just woke up alone on an air mattress with my ex's pillow and blanket. I hate my life."