Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

-Over the weekend I lost my ponytail holder and I had to put a rubber band in my hair. My Nana always told me to never do that I feel like I let her down...over a hair tie.

-When driving on the highway I realized that it take me about 4-5 miles to smoke a cigarette. I thought it took more than that but I was mistaken. I guess it would depend on how fast I was going.

-I've come to the conclusion that signs are everywhere and it's not hard to see them. The hard part is trying to figure out what they mean. I can never tell the difference between a bad sign and a good sign.

-If you are driving home from an extended weekend with friends, and you see a real life dead bear on the side of the road that is so HUGE it comes up to your car window...do NOT text everyone you know about it and do NOT share size and location details with your sister while driving. You will end up like the bear...dead on the side of the road.

-When I saw Wicked the other day there was a man in Times Square selling Obama Condoms and now I cannot stop thinking about "the ultimate stimulus package".

8 comments:

Eternally Distracted said...

My grandfather was a used car salesman and the first thing he always checked in a car was the vanity mirror - If it didn't have one then he wasn't buying it! He always said that if a car had no room for vanity then it was not a car for him - I must admit that since then I have bought a few mirrorless ones!

Well done on making 5 miles without a cigarette - I light one the second the engine starts - Although don't tell my partner, its a 'no smoking' car!

White Rabbit said...

sign sign EVERYWHERE a sign.....

Hit 40 said...

I should have bought a bilbo at Williamsburg. And you definitely needed to buy an Obama Condom!!!

otin said...

I always know the difference between good and bad signs, I just always test the bad ones first!

Jaime said...

i LOVED the guy obama condoms. did you see the one selling the sarah palin condoms?

Hit 40 said...

I hope your computer gets fixed soon too!!! I am actually screwing around with it myself today just to see what I can do. I can't make it worse

California Girl said...

I'll try very hard not to text anyone the next time I see a bear, which is quite often where I live, btw.

As for the stimulus package of Obama Condoms, I'd like to have that souvenir.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

When Mr. Linky is on the fritz, I tend to miss a lot of RTT's - I promise to hunt you down next week! Wait...that didn't sound right...

I'm sure your Nana would understand about the rubber band faux pas...

How fast were you going?

I have trouble telling between a bad sign and a good sign, too...I think I'm getting better at deciphering them, though!

So are there pictures of the ginormous bear??

Heh, Obama Condoms and the 'ultimate stimulus package'...heh... You so totally should have bought one as a souvenir! In a few years you might have scored a mint on eBay...or not. ;)