Saturday, August 8, 2009

10 Things I Really Want to Say to People

1. What the hell is your deal? I can't figure you out and it's driving me insane!

2. I really don't give a shit about what goes on in this convenience store. I'm only here until my real job starts.

3. You would rear end someone at a red light. You kind of deserved it. I hope you don't have enough money to get your car fixed.

4. The mail came and the check is here.

5. Could you request that your younger son be put into someone else's first grade because I really don't want to deal with you as a parent again.

6. I was stalking you on Facebook so it's kind of my fault she stood you up because I told her it was a bad idea.

7. I'm hot God Damnit!

8. I really can't wait for you to go back to college next month. I have BIG plans for your room! The tables are about to turn.

9. It is not my responsibility to keep you entertained and happy. Your mood changes with the wind and I can't take it anymore. Leave me alone.

10. I'm just not that into you.

10 comments:

Theresa said...

I totally love #9. You go girl! Funny post.

otin said...

Are you talking about me in number one? LMAO!!!!!

An Open Heart said...

I like #6.....
S

Hit 40 said...

Make friends with the office secretary. She can move kids out of your class before the schedules go out :-)

Eternally Distracted said...

Number 5 - Oh how I wish I could've said that once or twice ... OK, like a million trillion times!!

Rebel Mother said...

This wasnt all in one crappy day was it??

Love number 4 - that is also one of the 3 greatest lies....the cheque is in the post!

RMxx

Merlin said...

Cute! :)

Paige Lacey said...

I hate to admit it publicly, but #6 is definitely something I would do!

California Girl said...

are these tweets?

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