1. What the hell is your deal? I can't figure you out and it's driving me insane!
2. I really don't give a shit about what goes on in this convenience store. I'm only here until my real job starts.
3. You would rear end someone at a red light. You kind of deserved it. I hope you don't have enough money to get your car fixed.
4. The mail came and the check is here.
5. Could you request that your younger son be put into someone else's first grade because I really don't want to deal with you as a parent again.
6. I was stalking you on Facebook so it's kind of my fault she stood you up because I told her it was a bad idea.
7. I'm hot God Damnit!
8. I really can't wait for you to go back to college next month. I have BIG plans for your room! The tables are about to turn.
9. It is not my responsibility to keep you entertained and happy. Your mood changes with the wind and I can't take it anymore. Leave me alone.
10. I'm just not that into you.