Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Random Thoughts...and Some Bad News

-It really pisses me off when people change their names on Facebook. You didn't legally change you're name. I'm not sure what makes you think it's cute to leave off your first name and just have your middle and last name on there. I don't frigging know what your middle name is. I'm going to see this random person on my newsfeed and delete you and then you're going to bitch at me for unfriending you. Here's an idea...use your REAL name!

- I NEED a stalker help group! This is serious! I can no longer control myself!

- I had the hiccups the other night and someone suddenly asked me "Where do fish swim?". I responded, "In the sea" and was very confused as to how the question was relevant to my hiccups. I didn't have them anymore.

- If two people who are dating/seeing each other/wanting some action both live with their parents...how do they have sex? It's not like you're in high school anymore and you can sneak home right after school before you're parents get home. It's not like you're in college and you can straight up say to your roommate "Hey...I'm getting laid today. Don't come back until after 4". How does it work? Do you do it in your car? Do you get a hotel? If so then how often? Is it enough? Is it ever enough????

- Update on the Giants game last night...Eli Manning played almost the entire first quarter. I think they put him in because he knew I was there watching. He really does love me.

- After being at a backyard party on Sunday I got a mosquito bite on each foot that have swollen up and my feet now look like sausages. Luckily, I have cute feet so now that they're all swollen they still look so-so.

- If you're looking for some good, clean fun then go on Facebook and change your default language to "English(pirate)". You will not be disappointed.

- Apparently I don't know how to make coffee because every time I make it, it tastes like dirt.



I wrote the previous stuff a few days ago and had it ready to post today. My house caught on fire today while we were all out of the house. The fireman got the dog and the rabbit out safely but our apartment is ruined and we'll be out for a few weeks. I probably won't be around much because we're not sure where we're staying and we have to bounce back and forth with the animals. I'll get back and keep you all posted when I can. Take care until then.

17 comments:

Hit 40 said...

Your house caught on fire!! And not even from some hot sex!! The terrible irony of the situation!!! No where to have casual sex or to sleep.

Link up for fun with WTF Wednesday on my blog. This is a definite WTF post.

Mango Girl said...

Hiccups and football, all in the same sentence?

Life is a funny, funny thing!

Mango Girl said...

or same post. What do I know?

Theresa said...

OMG! Your place caught on fire. Crap! I'm so sorry. I hope everyone is okay, physically and emotionally. I really truly am sorry. Keep in touch and let us know how you are...when you can.

Take care.

Midtown Girl said...

OMG - That's insane!!!

I hope everyone is ok? Wow, I am so sorry to hear this...hoping you & the fam will be alright..

So sorry to hear this!

Mango Girl said...

I obviously had too much to drink last night and missed the whole "fire" thing.

I am so sorry to hear about that...

I am sickened by my lack of comprehension of your post when I read it last night.

Peace and Blessings to you and yours.

Baby News said...

I had a high school teacher that taught us how to get rid of the hiccups. Someone wanted to go get a drink because she had the hiccups. He pulled out $20, slammed it on the desk, and said, "It's yours if you can hiccup again." I find this method works unless the person is drunk. :)

Sorry to hear about your apartment. I can't imagine!

Joanie M said...

Sorry about the fire but glad all living things got out safely.

White Rabbit said...

well that IS my real name. Just cause I don't like my last name and prefer NOT to have it there so stalkers (like you) can find me...

In fact, I'm pretty sure that last name swishes away soon as I find Mr. Right. So I can't really claim that name anyway. All that's mine is my first and middle.

Soon as I find Mr. Right...*sigh*

Sarah K said...

aahhhh the apartment fire sucks ass! i'm sorry :( that makes your booty calls that much more challenging! i hear public sex can be very exciting? no? not what you were going for? but if you get arrested, you'll have a place to stay..is this helping at all?? you need to set up a paypal donation button on your blog. you know, for your animals and their after fire care.....

The Chatty Barista said...

You know you can count on me if you need anything regarding the fire and a living situation or a home cooked meal, oh and brewing coffee, i got you covered... well start classes next week!

otin said...

Sorry about the fire, and the lack of a sexual zone! Living with relatives sucks.

Sebastian said...

I'm changing my name to "Nicholas Alexander" until I find a woman worthy of my last name.

Think of it as a Cinderella search but with names. Whoever's first/middle name best matches my last name will win.

And to your question about where to have sex, you do it in fields/woods where cops aren't going to cite you for public indecency.

rookieblogger said...

Too bad about your apartment fire.. hope things get back to normal soon..

I wish I had your problem-having someone to sleep with, just not a place.. I have the place, just not a man..

Lately I have been thinking of changing my name in the blog world.. hopefully that won't piss you off :)

Medora said...

We had a fire in our last apartment - the idiot in the adjoining apartment brought his motorcycle into the basement and was emptying the gas tank down the drain by the washer. There's a WTF for you . . . big explosion, both my kids are with me in the apartment, and the cat - just craziness.

As far as the sex thing - hotels, backseats, fields, malls, parking lots, the hood of a truck, back of the garage - oh, I'm getting carried away, aren't I?

a H.I.T. said...

I hope everything and everyone are OK.

As for the sex thing, I say ditto to everything Medora wrote.

Crazy Charm said...

I'm so sorry to hear that! I had no idea :( I hope you are doing better!