Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Don't Ring the Bell In Case She's Still Here

Ice Queen: I'm very hungry.

Mom: I know but I didn't go food shopping.

Ice Queen: Can we order something?

Mom: Not until your sister leaves.

Ice Queen: Why?

Mom: Because she'll start a fight and tell me that I don't have money to spend on ordering food.

Ice Queen: Well when is she leaving?

Mom: In a half hour...her boyfriend's taking her to the movies.

Ice Queen: I don't know if I can wait that long...I'm so hungry.

Mom: Go into your room, wait ten minutes, and then order the food. That way it will be here right after she leaves.

Ice Queen: Genius!

20 comments:

Pseudonymous High School Teacher said...

Your mom sounds a lot like me... only it would have been hubs I was avoiding.

Eternally Distracted said...

That is a genius mother... lets hope your sister doesn't read this, you may have just exposed her!!

That Kind of Girl said...

Mothers are brilliant. I love it.

Alix said...

Who died and made your sister Donald Trump?

Jennifer Lynn said...

Hilarious:) Next time: Hide the boxes and tell her you made enough only for the 2 of you!

3 Men and a Lady said...

I like how she rolls.

Julie said...

hahaha love it! My mom and I eat in secret sometimes so our spoiled dog won't see/smell

Medora said...

It is cool to do secret things with your mom that your siblings don't know about - I still love that! We did that when I was a kid, and still do it now. My brother would have a cow if he knew, because he is such a brat.

Single and Shallow said...

Awesome. Me and mom do the same thing but it's hiding it from my dad. Ignorance is bliss right?

The Peach Tart said...

I thought I was the only one doing this mischief.

otin said...

You need to put a webcam in your house and post some of this stuff! haha! So your sister is the responsible party?

blueviolet said...

Your sister is a party pooper!

a H.I.T. said...

Genius. Pure genius.

The Queen said...

This is the kind of thing the Princess and I use to do when the King was still alive.. too funny

Bridgette said...

That's funny! Sounds like something I would do. :)

MODG said...

Do you watch Dexter? There was an Ice Truck killer who I called "Icey" yet I always thought of you.

icey killah.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

I love it! Your mother is a genius! ;)

Merlin said...

Cute :)

Jaime said...

smart thinking. though i would have been pissed if i had to wait to eat. a hungry jaime is a very cranky jaime...

rxBambi said...

hahaha! that is too funny! I bet your sis gets pissed!