I say the same thing at work everyday.
"People are either assholes or creepers." (I might copyright that...)
Picture me standing behind the counter when a man comes up to me to purchase a sandwich. It's just a typical transaction...until he opens his mouth.
Creeper: You know, there was something I wanted to tell you but I'm not sure it would be appropriate or not.
Creeper: I was in another convenience store and they had these condoms there...
First of all, usually when someone mentions something about another convenience store it has something to do with prices. "This is cheaper at the other store", they'll say. And I'll just kind of brush it off. This, however, was something I wasn't prepare for and I immediately became uncomfortable (not that it stopped him from continuing).
Creeper: Anyway, you know how the Trojan condoms have the Trojan horse on them?
Ice Queen: I'm aware.
Creeper: Well the name of these condoms were "Hairy Goat Man". Well, you can imagine what was on the cover. ::laughing creepily:: Isn't that a terrible name for a condom? Would you use a condom that's named after a goat?
Ice Queen: No, sir. I can't say that I would.
Creeper: Well, maybe it would be a crazy time but I'm not sure I would take the chance.
Ice Queen: Goodbye, sir.
What the HELL is wrong with people? Do I have a flashing, neon sign above my head that only creepers can see saying "Talk to me about condoms"?? What would posses someone to start this conversation with some random clerk who you DON'T EVEN KNOW!!
I'll admit it...I googled the Hairy Goat Man condoms and didn't find anything. This only confirms the creepiness of this man seeing as how I've come to the conclusion that he made it all up in his head.